The Den
As you are drawn by the antiques lining the wall, you hear a soft snort from the other side of the room. There you find a computer troll in front of a system that is to die for. Though computer trolls are fairly common these days, the troll's age suggests that it came from the days when they were rarer then rubies.
After making an offering of soda pop and Cheetos(R), you reverently leave the troll's den.